First we HODL, then we SPLURGE. Welcome to the store.

ledger nano x stand up grande 7a016731 824a 4d00 acec 40acfdfed9dc – temuland crypto

Check out the Ledger Nano X, one of the most secure hardware wallets on the market.

Curated Selection

We offer a strictly curated selection of products.

Affiliate Products

Order directly from Amazon, Udemy & co. without risk and to no additional cost.

Affiliate Disclosure

Categories

The crypto space is extremely diverse. So is our shop, and playful at that. Discover fun and useful products that will bring you joy & delight.

Ernest Altringham

Hey there! We’re just pulling your leg. Don’t take us too seriously. 🙂 Have fun and enjoy the shop.

Has your sh**coin investment gone to zero?

Enchantment under the bridge

You’ve overleveraged yourself and lost everything. Living on the street is no joke. Thankfully we’ve got just the right items to get you started. 😉

Curated products

Additional resources

From A to Z

The Crypto Glossary

From Beginner to Supergeek

cryptoflix

The Video
Hive

Watch Crypto videos & chill

hero or zero

The Crypto
Quiz

From Starter to Black-Belt